I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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