normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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