i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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