I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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