You made me cry and you don't even care
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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