I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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