wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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