Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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