hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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