would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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