Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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