he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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