Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i was born a porn star she said
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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