you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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