let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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