Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
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