Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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