there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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