If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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