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His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"

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He did it well too

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(516): View more from New York

so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.

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(209): View more from California

she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook

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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !

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(212): View more from New York

It's never good when you wake up covered with burns

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.

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(682): View more from Texas

While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.

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(312): View more from Illinois

IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF

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