If i come over, it means nothing
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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