Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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