So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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