it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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