dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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