It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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