My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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