I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just had sex bonerless
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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