I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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