Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
No subtext here. People are naked.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Dicks are not precious.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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