Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
