I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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