So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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