absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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