It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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