he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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