So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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