She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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