WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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