well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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