Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Of course I have a pirate flag
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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