I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I am naked and annoyed.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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