idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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