The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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