she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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