P.S. I can't hear my feet
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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