What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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