your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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