We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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