So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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