Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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