And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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