Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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