so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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