I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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