I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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