yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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