My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
where are my eyebrows?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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